- Yo mama so fat, she dances at a rock concert and the song skips.
- Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
- Yo mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
- Yo mama so fat, her bathroom scale measures in acres.
- Yo mama so fat, her senior picture was taken from a hot-air ballon, then she wore it for a shirt.
- Yo mama's measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm's just as big.
- Yo mama so fat, they invented the grand canyon so she could take a bath.
- Yo mama so fat, she tripped over the Chrysler building and landed in Fresno.
- Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the Colliseum.
- Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
- Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the TV and you missed the rest of the Superbowl.
- Yo mama so fat, when she was born they had to do a c-section on the hospital.
- Yo mama so fat she took a bath in the ocean and left a tub-ring on Mount Everrest.
- Yo mama so fat when she drives, her ass calls shotgun.
- Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY.
- Yo mama so fat you forgot how ugly she was.
- Yo mama so fat, she wears J.C. Penney's. THE WHOLE STORE.
- Yo mama so fat I rolled over twice and was still on top of her and there were two eskimos talkin bout "Welcome to the North Pole!!"
- Yo mama so fat she's always on a double date with herself.
- Yo mama so old and so fat, on the first day The Lord said "let there be light.. if this bitch get her big ass out the way!"
- Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo mama so fat, the last time the landlord saw her he doubled the rent.
- Yo mama so fat, when she's standing on the corner, police drive by and yell "Hey, break it up."
- Yo mama so fat she eats "wheat thicks".
- Yo mama so fat she looks at a menu and says "OK".
SO UGLY:
- Yo mama so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo mama so ugly, when she sits at the beach, cats try to bury her.
- Yo mama so ugly, she put a bag on her head so you'd breastfeed.
- Yo mama so ugly she can't go to the zoo or they won't let her leave.
- Yo mama so ugly she broke Skype.
- Yo mama so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
- Yo mama so ugly, they're retiring Mr. Yuck and using a sticker of your mom's face.
- Yo mama so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
- Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married ONCE.
- Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.
OTHERS:
- Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to cook me breakfast.
- Yo mama rides a rascal scooter with a sidecar for her wooden leg and a trailer for her back fat.
- Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says "expired".
- Yo mama so poor you ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mama got a neck tattoo on the back says "Don't look down" and on the front say "Don't look up".
- Yo mama so old, she gave Jesus a swirlie when he was a freshman.
- Yo mama so stupid she signed up for Email to get sent another welfare check.
- Yo mama butt so big there's snow on top of it year round.
- Yo mama got a googly eye she can see when she's got earwax.
- Yo mama put a diet coke on layaway.
- Yo mama's butt so big it helps her hit homeruns but when she's rounding second, her ass STILL at home plate.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she was staring at the orange juice box cuz it said "concentrate".
- Yo mama's lips so big, she uses the space shuttle for a chapstick tube.
- Yo mama's lips so big she rents them out for a bounce room at birthday parties.
- Yo mama's lips so big when she says the word "blubber" there's an earthquake.
- Yo mama's lips so big they open the automatic door at walmart when she's still in the car.
- Yo mama's so poor, Ethiopian kids send her 25 cents a day.
- Yo mama so stupid she went to the airport and saw a sign said "<--Airport Left" so she went home.
- Yo mama put a diet coke on layaway.
- Yo mama such a ho, on halloween her trick was the treat.
- Yo mama so poor she takes IN the trash.
- Yo mama's armpits so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch each other.
