The Green Bay Packers hired my friend Ran to be their new head coach. Seriously, they look like if you've ever known identical twins, and you can definitely tell them apart because one of them's a high-powered-boy-wonder-genius type, and the other's just like him but the head coach of the Packers.
Here is my collection of side by side photographs of Ran and Coach.. but which is which? I'll add to this blog for as long as Matt Lafleur stays relevant. Hope you enjoy!
- The Packers proudly announced their new coach......
- Meanwhile, Ran and I were just hanging out, rocking steady.
- Then we were all "holy shit, that dude looks like you, dude!"
- I was bored, so I decided to add some words to the pictures.
- But that was all I did to them.
- Isn't that incredible? Am I seeing double, because it's freaking me out!
- Now that you see how this works, let's get back to the story..
- Telling them apart
- Can be confusing
- Ran and CoachRan are more alike than anyone guessed.
- They both love goofing around with friends,
- And of course, both love bare naked breasts.
- They know there's a time for hanging loose
- And a time to make some history
- They both also love the fishing
- And talking to the press, though why is a mystery.
- But the laughing stops, when it's time to get to work..
- And th..WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, RAN COACHED THE FALCONS? Hm, whatever.
- Anyway,.. oh yeah
- The work part is awesome, but we're here to talk about partying, essentially. I mean that's what the hell the Packers are all about!
- And they both can party with the best of 'em
- They're a mirror image of each other, and it's kinda trippy, but the way they love the Packers
- Is somehow still totally unique.
- I like to pretend they actually know each other
- And they just hang out and rock steady
- Just going around enriching the lives of others
- TO BE CONTINUED...
