No-one Likes Minnesota
by warvette
there are many reasons why no-one likes minnesota
near-beer and dead deer, minnesotans party hardy
vikings sure do make you snore, can hear you through your trailer door
tie-dyed shirts and hiking boots: the standard uniform you wear
i hope your hippie ass gets eaten by a punkrock grizzly bear
there's more reasons why i don't like minnesota
there's many reasons nobody likes minnesota
minnesotans pride themselves on being the outdoorsy type
they go outside to use the potty- even jesse the governing body
that reminds me of some of the minnesotans i do not adore
the vikings, twinkies, timberwolves and goofy-looking craig kilborn
bad haircuts and bad ideas, and self-important to the core
all along the watchtower was purple rain, need i say more?
there's many reasons why i don't like minnesota
how can anybody stand minnesota?
cuz if you travel far and wide, and tan your pale minnesotan hide
and get some culture inside ya- you'd stop being a little canada
there's a lot more reasons no-one likes minnesota
your state is flatter than wisconsin, you ain't got no rolling hills
and you lost four superbowls: you may as well be the buffalo bills
have you seen the gold and green smashing through your tv screen?
indoor football go away, and take minnesota wit ya, hey!
i don't like minnesota
i don't like minnesota
i don't like minnesota
no-one likes minnesota
