It's football season, thank god, and people
are expressing their fandom and hatred in the only way that is truly honorable:
arguing anonymously with strangers on the internet!
Remember madlibs? Well, here's a ripoff of that- a quick and easy way to respond
to these losers on the web (not you. those other people) when they taunt you or
try to hurt your feelings for liking the team you like. Just fill in the blanks!
Hey, _____. Why don't you go to ______ and ______ yourself. _____ your
whole_____! Your team is ______ and will never win______! I don't know why all
you_____keep saying the same _____ year after year because ______always seems to
happen. We have ______so it doesn't matter what you ______, ______! Your _____
mother should've made your dad wear a _____! I'll bet you ______ all the time,
except for when _____ games are on t.v., then you just ______. Eat _____ and
_____! It will be so ____ when the _____ gets revealed for the _____ they are.
Now, please just go back to your ______ and ______, because the real football
_____ are ______!
So, just copy and paste, fill in the blanks and, viola! Beautiful music! You can
leave your version in the comments section below- here's how i would fill out mine!:
Hey, friend. Why don't you go to the game and enjoy yourself. Take your whole
family! Your team is important and will never win without the fans! I don't know
why all you wouldn't want to keep saying the same cheers year after year because
success always seems to happen. We have team spirit too so it doesn't matter
what you yell, we love it! Your loving mother should've made your dad wear a
sweater! I'll bet you freeze all the time, except for when late season games are
on t.v., then you just save money. Eat cheaply and nutritiously! It will be so
joyous when the soy brat gets revealed for the future for which they are. Now,
please just go back to your day's work and save your money, because the real
football memories are yet to come!
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